Last night I had two dreams. One was on the sofa, and the second was in my bed after I washed up and went back to sleep. Each was a tour de force.
PART ONE: In my first dream, I dreamt I was asleep on the sofa when all of a sudden a man broke into the house. For some reason, I was defenseless and he was beating the shit out of me. I looked up on the table and saw a phone that had enormous numbers. I could see the 9-1-1, but I could not reach the numbers.
Then, as if I was given the strength of a thousand men, I started to beat the shit out of the robber, got him on the floor and then dialed 9-1-1. As a waited for the cops to come, I stepped on the robber so he wouldn’t move. I heard the police outside, and as I heard them approach, I looked down and the robber had shrunk into the size of a hotdog. In fact, he looked like a hotdog and I stepped on him so hard that his head popped off. I woke up and Paul Blart Mall Cop was on the TV. I don’t normally like firebushes, but the chick in the movie is kind of cute.
PART TWO: After I washed up and fell back asleep, I dreamt I was in London with the Patriots. But the place we were staying seemed eerily similar to a Lodge I spent time in during a recent stay in the Poconos mountains. I was hanging out with the Patriots having fun, when all of the sudden I saw Anna Paquin (a.k.a. Soooookie). The line between Sookie and Anna was very grey, as I am not sure which version I was talking to.
I decided it would be a good idea to make Sookie laugh so I saw a couple of the vampire characters across the room (Eric and Vampire Bill) and I made jokes about how they talk in the show. I think I may have even said “Sookie, you have no idea what I had to do to get to you.” Anyway, Sookie asks me to go up tot he bedroom and I am not sure what happened, but I looked down and she was gone and my pants were down by my ankles. I am pretty sure she touched my penis. I woke up right after.