A couple of things:
1) A gentleman backed his car into my car a couple of weeks ago in a parking lot and caused some significant damage. I did witness it so I was able to get all of his information which he wrote down on a small scrap of paper. After getting an estimate on the damage, I proceeded to send him an email today to relay the info. When I looked on the piece of paper, I noticed that his email address was manthong@bigbank.com. After my email to him was bounced back to me three times, I finally made the connection that his name is Matt Anthony and that it was much more likely that his email was manthony@bigbank.com and not manthong. The email went through fine after the correction. Point of my story is that I really wish Maurice Anthong had sullied my car instead of Matt Anthony. I bet he would have been awesome.
2) And that made me think of the worst possible name to have as an employee of Big Bank. I came up with a top five:
- Faye Atpig
- Carrie Oldsores
- Steve Mellyfoot
- Barry Ooplebutt
- Harry Itler
*** UPDATE: ‘Vidence – tell me that doesn’t say manthong: