Middle School was the best. All you did was ride your bikes around and try to get “play” from Girls. I had to avoid girls because I didn’t have any pubic hair yet, couldn’t shoot jizzies, and still had my junior plumbing. The early ninties was a dope time to be trying to get play from girls, so here are my top middle school songs that I would have used to get more play if I were deter developed (early ninties booooooy, in no particular order):
1. H-Town, Knockin’ da Boots:
Best Lyric: Good knockin’ body rockin, boot knockin’ all night long… ohh ohh ohh, makin love until we’re tired, until the break of dawn.
2. Extreme, More than Words
Perfect song for a middle school dance. By the last chord, I’d have a boner that I’d have to hide from my dance partner.
3. Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
4. I wanna sex you up, Color me Bad
Feels so good it can’t be wrong
5. Naughty by Nature, OPP
Can’t have an early 90′s list without Treach and Vinny.
6. Summertime, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Frsh Prince
I got kicks, but I need a new pair, cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there.
7. Positive K, I gotta man
I’m longshot and your man’s Pee-Wee Herman
8. Rico Suave
Rico……Suave
9. Taylor Dayne
I think this was just for me and my red chair
10. Paula Abdul, Rush Rush
There you have it. Try some of these songs on your ladies, maybe you can touch their boobs and insert a finger downstairs.
